Saturday, February 28, 2004
Why am I so tired?
For a couple years I've been blaming my tired condition on lack of
sleep, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, or poor blood,
but now I have found out the real reason:
We're tired because we're overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the Federal Government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city
governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
There are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do all the work.
You and me...
...and you're just sitting at your computer reading jokes.
Cat Haiku
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound;
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds—
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
Kitty like plastic.
Confuses for litter box.
Don't leave tarp around.
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Litter box not here.
You must have moved it again.
I'll go in the sink.
Thanx to the contributer who would like to remain anonymous for these fine funny's. Hope you enjoy them!
For a couple years I've been blaming my tired condition on lack of
sleep, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, or poor blood,
but now I have found out the real reason:
We're tired because we're overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the Federal Government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city
governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
There are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do all the work.
You and me...
...and you're just sitting at your computer reading jokes.
Cat Haiku
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound;
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds—
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
Kitty like plastic.
Confuses for litter box.
Don't leave tarp around.
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Litter box not here.
You must have moved it again.
I'll go in the sink.
Thanx to the contributer who would like to remain anonymous for these fine funny's. Hope you enjoy them!
